Dudebro: A History

Herein lies a complete history of Dudebro.

December 7, 2009 (The Immaculate Broception)

 * cuyahoga makes a thread about Imagine: Babyz Fashion, posts one blurry pic and no impressions.
 * Arpharmd B accuses cuyahoga of being a pedophile.
 * cuyahoga asks Arpharmd B if he's a pedophile just because he isn't playing "Dudebro: My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time", a title he made up on the spot.
 * A couple of posters quote cuyahoga's made-up title and note that it sounds like a fun game.
 * A few photoshops of a theoretical Dudebro game appear.

December 8, 2009 (When the Bro Became a Dude)

 * Meanwhile, Jocchan and thetrin start taking it more seriously, writing scripts and sketching character designs.
 * Mik2121 creates a 3D model of Dudebro in Zbrush
 * Danthrax sets up a Twitter account and buys www.dudebro2.com which redirects to a teaser site hosted on Jocchan's server
 * V_Ben emerges initally as a voice actor for Dudebro and Dudebro's sidekick Chicken, then becomes head of sound design on the project
 * Manos The Hands of Fate emerges as the project's IP lawyer
 * Various posters discuss the merits of bro-related puns
 * Everyone debates what genre and platform the game should be on

December 10, 2009 (When Shit Got Fucked Up)

 * Thetrin creates an official Dudebro thread, revealing its presence to greater NeoGAF
 * Will Goldstone, who wrote a book on Unity, voices his interest in coding
 * Wormdundee creates this wiki
 * Unity is chosen as the Dudebro game engine; the genre is decided to be "top-down shooter" with 3D models; Goldstone is made lead programmer
 * Goldstone releases an initial test demo